Baby sister: My theater teacher wanted me to go up on stage and tell my whole life story. I didn’t want to so I went up and told everyone I wash in the car with Tupac when he died. I got shot in the ear but it grew back and I think she believed me.
Mom: What were you doing with Tupac?
Sister: What do you think? We were smoking weed… Duhh… Puff puff pass… We were high….
Mom: How close were you to Tupac?
Sister: Are you serious? He was my nigga…. I was the milk to his chocolate… Together we made milk chocolate…
Mom: What were his last words???
Sister: Take my weed.
My sister is 14 and Tupac died a year before she was born…. I have no idea where she gets this shit!!! You know she is related to me though… Lol
As a person who has been playing the dating game for awhile now, there is one phrase which really irks me. It’s a phrase I don’t really understand and it’s one that sends me into a bit of a fury at the utter stupidity of people who use it. Yes, that last sentence may have been a bit strong but I got a lil testy just thinking about the phrase. It’s the dreaded phrase that will make any person who puts themselves out there romantically feel as though they were just stabbed in the gut. The phrase “I REALLY LIKE YOU, BUT…..”, who even invented this bullshit line in the first place. Seriously, if you know tell me because I would personally like to find this person and kick them in the ass. I mean let’s be real, we have all liked another person at some point in our lifes and would have done everything to be with that person. Move the wind and BAM, it’s done. So how is there a “BUT” in the same sentence with “I REALLY LIKE YOU”, I mean one totally refutes the other. When, I hear this phrase I just say “you know what let me STOP you there (Kanye Style)”.”You do not really like me because if you did there would be nothing that stops you from being with me. So you save your bullshit one liner and the prepared speech that follows that phrase and GTFO, because quite frankly I’d rather you not waste my time.” I mean think about the time that will be wasted once the person goes into their tired excuse of a reason they can’t be with you. Really, why punish yourself further by listening to their words? You owe them no courtesy when they prefaced the reason/s they could not be with with you “I REALLY LIKE YOU”. I understand how a person could assume making this statement would make the other feel better about the situation. However, I’m hear to tell you it does not! All it will do is cause one to think if the reason/s listed had change would they be in a relationship. The answer 9/10,no because that line is BS and they didn’t really like you to begin with. So for the people who use this line, please DON’T. It is insulting, to the other person who was brave enough to honestly put themseves out there, for you not to return the favor and be just as honest. Plus it closes that chapter entirely and leaves no room for what if’s. To any person who has heard “I really like you but… ” I understand how much it sucks and how you wanted to kick that person in the shins. I say, Forgive them they did not understand it would cause more damage then good. To anyone who continues to use this line after reading this, well your just an asshole. Remeber the truth only hurts for a moment and when it comes to a person’s feeling the truth is always best, don’t sugar coat it, just rip the band-aid right off. LOL.
“You may not be here first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But is she loves you now, what else matters?She’s not perefect-you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break- her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can gove. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she make you mad, and miss her when she’s not there”—
I’m sure as a first post this is not gonna be my most thrilling piece of work nor will it recruit readers to my tumblr. However, it will serve as bit of background info for those who will become legit fans and enjoy what I have to say. I find the best way to understand the writings of another person is to have some insight into their life and character. So without further ado let me introduce myself I am Missfit Harley, I’m pleased to meet you all and I hope you find some enjoyment from what I write and share. I am 21 years young and before you jump to the conclusion I may not have insight to write about some of the things which will be placed on this tumblr. I will argue wisedom does not know an age and my life experiences have made me wise beyond my years. Naturally, it did not come without consequence and I have had a fair share of a mishap to gain such knowledge. Let me take a minute to say I am not arrogant and I don’t believe I am all knowing. There is no way in hell a person can know all and I learn new lessons from this world daily. I may not always write long blogs but I will try to make every post as entertaining as possible. Some may be complete stream of consciousness or nonsense, but hey one person’s nonsense may be another’s treasure. I am blunt and honest. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. I have no theme for this blog and will write the same way I live my life minute to minute. I have no intention of being a blog sensation and if no one ever follows well I will not be offended or hurt. At the end of the day anyone who truly enjoys writing does it for themselves and not for others. However, if you do enjoy and choose to follow me let thank you and also apologize in advance for an inconsistant posting schedule. Welcome to the world of Missfit Harley, I am pleased to have you here!